Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama
My blog is over 6 years old and has been read by practicably nobody. I have ranted, told lies and funny stories but I never really get any comments worth a shit. Why in the hell am I keeping it up? Cause it’s probably the best blog you’ve ever read!
Monday, February 08, 2010
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Construction On My New Temple

Only two months till the Grand Opening!
Labels: animated gif, funny, japanese, Religion, retro, sushi bandit
Saturday, February 06, 2010
Is My 1,333 Post Significant?
It has been 2476 days since I started my blog on Tuesday, April 29, 2003
Or...
6 years, 9 months, 9 days including today
213,926,400 seconds
3,565,440 minutes
59,424 hours
353 weeks (rounded down)
So 1,333 post average is:
1.857 days between posting
0.538 posts per day
Why is this number low? Do I suffer from depression and can only get out of bed to blog every other day? Thankfully NO!
There were times I didn't blog at all. During 1995 I failed to find inspiration for 5 months (March to May and again October and November) and made only 21 posts all year. I think this was when I was "Un-Teching" my life. Oh, I almost forgot that I have deleted around 30 posts that contained YouTube videos that didn't work anymore.
Lately I have been averaging 3 posts per day cause I have found it fun & keeps me stimulated. Some of you might think I am being too anal about this but my blog has shown me a few a few backward glimpses of my daily life over the last 213,926,400 seconds, and I think that is cool!
Labels: rant, sushi bandit
Friday, February 05, 2010
PlayMickey

It's what Walt wanted all along...
Labels: babe, boobs, culture, disney, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, parody, playboy, sexy
Thursday, February 04, 2010
Wednesday, February 03, 2010
Quantum Dimensions Explained

Here we see how the extra dimensions described in quantum theory looks in real life. As you can see, time-space is warping around its self. This is also called "folded symmetry" and if you look at it long enough, you'll puke.
part of the series "Explaining Science"
Labels: 3-D, animated gif, Explaining Science, parody, science
Monday, February 01, 2010
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Scumbag Regan

Here, smoke this. It's good for you!

I want your soul you Commie lepper!
Labels: evil, FUNDIE, politics, Ronald Regan, scum
Monday, January 25, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Words of Wisdom
“Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole history of mankind is nothing but science fiction. ”
— Ray Bradbury
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Labels: Ray Bradbury, sci-fi, science, words of wisdom
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
An Infinite Wormhole

So what we have here is an infinite wormhole. There is no end, no bottom, and no up or down. If you look at it for awhile you will first gain a greater understanding of our mysterious universe, then you'll puke.
Labels: animated gif, Explaining Science, odd, silly











































