Monday, February 08, 2010

Good Uses For Dynamite

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Sunday, February 07, 2010

Construction On My New Temple



Only two months till the Grand Opening!

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History Lesson



click it to make it bigger

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Takin a Sunday Stroll

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My New Cat

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Saturday, February 06, 2010

Schoolgirl in the Rain No. 2



artist unknown. click for full size.

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Get Ready for the 2010 Elections...

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Is My 1,333 Post Significant?

It has been 2476 days since I started my blog on Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Or...
6 years, 9 months, 9 days including today
213,926,400 seconds
3,565,440 minutes
59,424 hours
353 weeks (rounded down)

So 1,333 post average is:
1.857 days between posting
0.538 posts per day

Why is this number low? Do I suffer from depression and can only get out of bed to blog every other day? Thankfully NO!

There were times I didn't blog at all. During 1995 I failed to find inspiration for 5 months (March to May and again October and November) and made only 21 posts all year. I think this was when I was "Un-Teching" my life. Oh, I almost forgot that I have deleted around 30 posts that contained YouTube videos that didn't work anymore.

Lately I have been averaging 3 posts per day cause I have found it fun & keeps me stimulated. Some of you might think I am being too anal about this but my blog has shown me a few a few backward glimpses of my daily life over the last 213,926,400 seconds, and I think that is cool!

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Friday, February 05, 2010

Swimming Up-Stream



Time to spawn..

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Smurfed by a Blue Screen



dont ask if you dont get it!

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Checklist for the End of the World

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PlayMickey



It's what Walt wanted all along...

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Thursday, February 04, 2010

Schoolgirl in the Rain No.1



artist unknown

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Open 24 Hours

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God is Dead



New York (AP): Police today found God Jesus and his Mother Mary brutily shot in his upper east-side apartment. Police say they suspect it was either a mob revenge killing or a drug deal gone bad.

now get over it!

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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Proof that Smoking Stunts Your Growth



Bill, age 70 has been a 2 pack a day smoker since he was 4.

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Quantum Dimensions Explained



Here we see how the extra dimensions described in quantum theory looks in real life. As you can see, time-space is warping around its self. This is also called "folded symmetry" and if you look at it long enough, you'll puke.

part of the series "Explaining Science"

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Comix



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Why Genetic Engineering is Bad



It tastes like Brussels Sprouts..

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Monday, February 01, 2010

Why Race Horses Scare Me



Scarred for life!

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The Goblin King

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Nudists Teasing Small Puppy



This has to be the weirdest nudist photo ever. The poor puppy cant see it's mother. Dam you, you Evil Sun Worshipers!

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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Like Movies?

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Saturday, January 30, 2010

Self Portraits

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Why Silent Movies Scare Me

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Mars Rover Spirit



Spirit was only suppose to last 90 days, yea right! That was over six years ago...

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Friday, January 29, 2010

I Love My New Kitchen

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A Criminal Caught in the Act!

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

My New Door Lock



I just hope I dont have a fire!

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

More Scarlette



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Electrostatic Effects on the Brain



Its a good time to turn off your cell phone...

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Not Mickey

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

My Old Boss

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Scumbag Regan



Here, smoke this. It's good for you!



I want your soul you Commie lepper!

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Let The Good Times Roll



Piccadilly babes 1929

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Red on Red

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A Cup Cake with Pink Icing

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

What It's Like to Have Sex with Me



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Hold Still



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Sorry!



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Words of Wisdom

“Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole history of mankind is nothing but science fiction. ”

— Ray Bradbury

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

How Cats Work



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Photo of the New Apple Tablet



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Bubbles



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Certified!



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Friday, January 22, 2010

Now That is a Dress!

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Vincent by Tim Burton

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Natalie Portman listens to Passion Pit



yes, it's that good!

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Everyone Loves My Spagetti



they just can't get enough!

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

An Infinite Wormhole



So what we have here is an infinite wormhole. There is no end, no bottom, and no up or down. If you look at it for awhile you will first gain a greater understanding of our mysterious universe, then you'll puke.

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