2009 Slam/Bam Award - Best Political Commentator, Rachel Maddow

BAM!

MSNBC sent us a goddess... a gay goddess. Rachel Maddow is without a doubt the most refreshing, intelligent, comically sly political commentator on the scene today. Her wry sense of humor makes it easier to understand some of the most underhanded, disgusting, and deceitful political tactics and news stories that come out of our very corrupt Washington establishment. She breaks the stories and calls everyone on it.. with a smile! God I love her!


The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.

2009 Slam/Bam Award - Kanye West, Fucktard of the Year

SLAM!

Taylor Swift got a surprise when she accepted the award for Best Female Video at MTV Video Music Awards.

After she beat out Lady Gaga, Sexy Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Pink and Beyonce for the honor, she took to the stage and accepted the award. As she was thanking MTV, Sushi Bandit's "Fucktard of the Year" Kanye West ran up on stage, stole her microphone, and said Beyonce had been robbed!

Beyonce? What? Are you fucking her??

Many thanks to MTV for providing a forum for the fucking retarded (I.E. Fucktard) to run free and embarrass and humiliate class acts like Swift. Kanye is not only an Extreme Fucktard but a really crappy rapper.


The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.

2009 Slam/Bam Award - Funniest Animated Gif "God Tests Adam"

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Of all the cute, silly, and funny animated gif's produced this year "God Tests Adam" is the hands-down winner. This graphic has everything! Parody, Christianity, art, sex, morals, nudity, the hand of god, creation, procreation, and a funny hard-on to boot.

Boing, Boing!


The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.

2009 Slam/Bam Award - Stupid Word Of The Year "Physicality"

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"Physicality"

..a word used by people, especially sports casters, who are too fucking lazy to say "THEY HAVE A PHYSICAL ABILITY" to do stuff...

Anyone who uses this lazy, made-up word needs to re-take elementary school English or (even better) stop talking entirely.


The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.

2009 Slam/Bam Award - Album of the Year - Lily Allen "It's Not Me, It's You"

BAM!

How can you deny this recording not being the best of the year? Everyone was waiting for this release to see if she could hold-up to her 1st smash CD "Alright, Still." Well, she blew everyone away. How could it be this good, this catchy, this honest? Cause Lily says the things you only think of saying... with no apologies. Virtually all the songs on this CD are memorable. "The Fear" strikes home for all those who live in this insane modern world of expectations, fantasy and fear. "Him" makes god into a real person and "Chinese" is a love song that if your not careful, will make you cry. Oh, and don't forget "Fuck You" which is, without a doubt the most refreshing song written this decade. Whether you agree or not, Lily has become one of the most important music talents of the new millennium.

The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.

2009 Slam/Bam Award - Mitch McConnell, Corporate Whore

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Mitch McConnell, Senate minority leader and corporate whore extraordinaire. Many can qualify for this title but only "Mitch the Bitch" has the power to obstruct more legislation in the name of big business than anyone else in the senate. If there was a better reason for term limits than getting rid of this modern day "Tweed" it escapes me. Most of all I feel sorry for everyone in Kentucky who have lost their home, their job, and have no health insurance, cause your boy is fucking you in the ass every day he stays in office.


The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.