Proof that Smoking Stunts Your Growth

Bill, age 70 has been a 2 pack a day smoker since he was 4.

Nudists Teasing Small Puppy

This has to be the weirdest nudist photo ever. The poor puppy cant see it's mother. Dam you, you Evil Sun Worshipers!

My Secratery Loves Her New Calculator!

Gumby dead at 88

R.I.P. Art Clokey



Gumby was famous for being the 1st claymation TV star and a cast member of "Saturday Night Live". Later in life Gumby became a crusader against global warming. This photo was taken last year showing it's effect not only on Gumby but his best pal Pokey too. Pokey passed away soon after this shoot. The cause of death was determined to be excessive melting.

My Mother in Study Hall

Yes, she was a babe!

Norma Jean Lives

I Want To Be A Cowboy!

A Long Time Ago, In a Land Far, Far Away...

Fantasy fodder for a young boy at the matinee.

Florida Sushi

Giddy-up!

Sensual Bed Cover

Have you ever felt this bed cover? It was popular in the 50's and early 60's. It has little soft balls all over it. When you swept your hand (or naked body) over it the sensation was completely comforting, luxurious, and sensual at the same time. Unfortunately no one makes them anymore. That is sooo sad!

Can You Name These Superheros?

Guess Who!

I'm looking Right At You!!

You better RUN, NOW!

Safety First

How a French Lady Cleans the Floor

Reel to Real

Forbiden Planet

Disneyland Pin-up

Can you say "Pointy Bra"?

This un-named pin-up girl is getting off Disneyland's Peter Pan ride, circa 1955. Was this shoot approved by Walt or done on the sly? Sadly we will probably never know.