The 12 Gays of Christmas

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2009 Slam/Bam Award - Best Political Commentator, Rachel Maddow

BAM!

MSNBC sent us a goddess... a gay goddess. Rachel Maddow is without a doubt the most refreshing, intelligent, comically sly political commentator on the scene today. Her wry sense of humor makes it easier to understand some of the most underhanded, disgusting, and deceitful political tactics and news stories that come out of our very corrupt Washington establishment. She breaks the stories and calls everyone on it.. with a smile! God I love her!


The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.

Two for Hell Please!

The fundie can't bare to look.

Great Television Here

It almost makes you want to be gay...

My Favorite Gay

Do you think this guy is a Fruit?

Honolulu Drag Queens

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Freddy Mercury

belated R.I.P.

Levi Johnston To Pose Nude For Gay Mag!

Sarah Palin�s least-favorite almost-son-in-law Levi Johnston will not vanish from the public eye, ever! He�s doing a photoshoot for a magazine called Playgirl, which, despite its gender specific name, is actually a site for gay men who like to look at photographs of other men, naked. There is nothing wrong with this, just ask the Alaska Family Council! And, you know, I am pretty happy that of the two unlikely Wasilla-based media sensations of September 2008, Sarah Palin is now an unemployed twitterer and baby maker Levi Johnston is the celebrity of September 2009. Who could�ve predicted it?

You Caught Me!

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Why I'm Not Gay

My Kind of Goth

I <3 You Too!

but what sex are you??

Sexual minority group complains over Razor Ramon Hard Gay game

The "Kurohi-gei Kiki Ippatsu" game based on television personality Razor Ramon HG has caused a stir.

A sexual minority network has sent complaints to toy giant Tomy and Tokyo Broadcasting System (TBS) over a new version of Tomy's Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu game that uses a character based on television personality Razor Ramon HG, alternatively known as Hard Gay.

The Kyoto-based sexual minority teacher's network is demanding that Tomy halt sales of a version of the game titled "Kurohi-gei Kiki Ippatsu." In the game, which is scheduled to go on sale on Dec. 30, plastic swords are inserted into holes in a barrel until the character inside jumps out.

The game was planned by TBS, the channel on which Razor Ramon frequently appears, and Tomy is marketing it. The complaints claim that selling a toy in which a gay or similarly associated person is put in a barrel and people 'enjoy' poking swords into it discriminates against homosexuals. They also raise fears that the game instills the impression in children that discrimination against gays is fine. Officials from the sexual minority network are seeking a response from Tomy and TBS over the issues.

Tomy officials said they would respond. "We have taken the matter seriously, and want to respond. The concept of the game is not to stab people with swords, but rather it is to have the character jump out from the barrel. We want to explain that there has been confusion," a company official said.

ROBERTSON BLAMES HURRICANE ON CHOICE OF ELLEN DEGENERES TO HOST EMMYS

Hollywood � Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God�s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year�s Emmy Awards. �By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God�s wrath,� Robertson said on �The 700 Club� on Sunday. �Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres� hometown?�Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.

�This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,� Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. �America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.�

Robertson added that other tragedies of the past several years can be linked to Degeneres� growing national prominence. September, 2003, for example, is both the month that her talk show debuted and when insurgents first gained a foothold in Iraq following the successful March invasion. �Now we know why things took a turn for the worse,� he explained.

In order to avoid further tragedy, Robertson called not only for the Television Academy to find a new heterosexual host, but to bar all homosexuals and bisexuals from taking part in the ceremony.

He said employees at the Christian Broadcasting Network had put together a list of 283 nominees, presenters, and invited guests at the Emmys known to be of sexually deviant persuasions.

�God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda,� Robertson declared. �But clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys.�

President Aces Prostate Exam, Reconsiders Gay Unions

Bethesda, MD � President Bush is considering a major shift in his stance on the hot-button issue of gay marriage after he underwent his annual physical at National Naval Medical Center this week. A major portion of the examination was a prostate exam, which medical personnel on the scene described as �exhaustive.�

A White House source confirms that the President has �suddenly changed his entire way of thinking about this issue,� and that the President�s �eyes have been opened.�

Dr. Richard J. Tubb, who performed the delicate prostate examination on President Bush, said that it was an honor to ensure the President�s health. �I was nervous about this procedure, because how often do you have the President of the United States in this vulnerable of a position? My training taught me to just take the task slowly, carefully, and affectionately,� said Dr. Tubb.

�You have very soft, gentle hands,� remarked the President to Dr. Tubb during the procedure, according to nurses in the examination room. In an unusual scheduling move, President Bush will undergo another physical later this week. A receptionist at the National Naval Medical Center confirmed that Bush requested the additional appointment himself for unspecified reasons.

Gay Gene Isolated

BALTIMORE�On Friday, scientists at Johns Hopkins University isolated the gene which causes homosexuality in human males, promptly separating it from normal, heterosexual genes. "I had suspected that gene was queer for a long time now. There was just something not quite right about it," team leader Dr. Norbert Reynolds said. "It's a good thing we isolated it�I wouldn't want that faggot-ass gene messing with the straight ones." Among the factors Reynolds cited as evidence of the gene's gayness were its pinkish hue, meticulously frilly perimeter, and faint but distinct perfume-like odor.