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Man fails to make friend's wife pregnant - gets sued

A judge in Stuttgart Germany must decide this week on a case where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

Demetrius Soupolos (29) and his former beauty queen wife Traute (26), wanted a child but was told by doctors he was sterile. After calming his wife's protests Demetrius hired his neighbor, Frank Maus (34) to impregnate her. Since Frank was already married and the father of two children, the plan seemed good.

Demetrius paid Frank 2,500 euros for the job and for three evenings a week for six months Frank tried a total of 72 different times to impregnate Traute. When his own wife objected he explained, "I don't like this any more than you. I'm simply doing it for the money."

When Traute failed to get pregnant, Demetrius insisted that Frank have a medical exam. The doctor's announcement that Frank was also sterile shocked everyone... except his wife. She then confessed that Frank was not the father of their two children.

Now Demetrius is suing Frank for breach of contract in order to get his money back. Frank is refusing stating he did not guarantee conception, only that he would give it an honest effort.

I guess it looks like everyone got fucked in this deal!

Ah, to be in Germany!

A German TV network's early-morning regular "burning log" video has tricked a woman into calling out the fire brigade. The woman woke, believed her television was on fire and called emergency services, who used the remote to "extinguish" the fire.

A "kindergarten" for men has been established in Hamburg, Germany, to allow women to drop off their partners so they can shop in peace. Lunch and two beers are included in the fee at the adult play pen run by specially trained "nurses" Jenny and Bianca!