Hawaiian goddess Pele� places �Aloha Curse� on Rush Limbaugh

Breaking (Honolulu): Rush Limbaugh has had a curse placed on him for coming to Hawai�i. Limbaugh is now clinging to life at Queens Hospital after Pele' reached into his chest and squeezed his heart. �It is very possible he will die if he stays here any longer� said his publicist who is trying to re-book his return flight to the mainland. An unnamed local source said this happens very rarely and only to those who can�t comprehend the meaning of "Aloha", usually because their soul is so corrupt. Pele�, who normally lives on the Big island made a special trip after hearing of Rush�s �Vacation.� When asked if this will happen again, the goddess of fire responded �Let this be a wake-up call for Carl Rove, I hear he is coming this February!�