Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama
My blog is over 6 years old and has been read by practicably nobody. I have ranted, told lies and funny stories but I never really get any comments worth a shit. Why in the hell am I keeping it up? Cause it�s probably the best blog you�ve ever read!
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Friday, January 08, 2010
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Monday, January 04, 2010
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
I'm Going To Quit Going To Costco

A Utah Costco took tomatoes off the shelves during a visit by Sarah Palin, after the Alaska Governor was pelted with the fruit on a stop at the Mall of America.
A lady stopped by the Salt Lake City Costco to do some shopping, unaware that Palin was scheduled to be there for a book signing. Unable to find any tomatoes, she was told by a clerk that there were no tomatoes that day.
No tomatoes? At Costco?
As she was leaving, she noticed a man with a store manager's name tag and asked him why they had no tomatoes. He informed her the store did have tomatoes, but they were taken off the shelves while the quitter was there.
It turns out that Palin had been pelted with a tomato at an earlier stop on her book tour and the management at the Costco was determined it wouldn't happen here.
Gee, I hope I don't go to Costco the day Glenn Beck does his book signing. I wont be able to buy a super-sized box of donkey assholes.
P.S. her tongue sure looks crooked!
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Labels: Alaska, bitch, costco, Glenn Beck, GOP, news, politics, Sarah Palin, Tongue
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Friday, December 04, 2009
Thursday, December 03, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Celebrity Tongue
Bjork

Christina Ricci

Angelina Jolie

Labels: Angelina Jolie, babes, Bjork, christina ricci, goddess, movie, music, nude, sensual, Tongue
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Lick It

When a problem comes along
You must lick it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must lick it
When somethings going wrong
You must lick it
Now lick it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To lick it
Lick it good
When a good time turns around
You must lick it
You will never live it down
Unless you lick it
No one gets away
Until they lick it
I say lick it
Lick it good
I say lick it
Lick it good
Now lick it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To lick it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To lick it
Lick it good
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Monday, October 05, 2009
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
My New Assistant
Getting ready to do some filing..

Number 2 in the series:
http://www.sushibandit.com/2009/05/my-new-assistant.html
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