Remember When These Christians Prayed To This Golden Bull?

These supposed Christians made a mockery of their faith in October 2008, when they cavorted about this golden idol of mammon, the Molten Calf of Wall Street, because obviously the best way to head off a global recession is to sing "God Bless America" to a statue of an animal. What has happened since these idolaters demanded that Jesus fix the stock markets? Let's take a look!



So, while it may be impossible to time a market, it�s a pretty good bet that when fundamentalist conservative Christians are praying to a golden bull, you should pretty much move all your stocks and bonds to cash for at least six months!

Original Story posted: Wednesday, October 29, 2008 http://www.sushibandit.com/2008/10/jesus-people-pray-that-false-idol-will.html

Jesus People Pray That False Idol Will Save God�s Economy

Did you know that some Christian dingbat has dubbed today the �Day of Prayer for the World�s Economies?�

Well here they are, at the Wall Street bull statue thing, praying to Jesus for money. The dingbat has explained, �We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the �Lion�s Market,� or God�s control over the economic systems.�

Don�t they know that God taking over the economic systems would be SOCIALISM from SPACE? Also: God will be very mad that they are worshiping a bronze idol here, since his second commandment PROHIBITS THAT, duh?