Thursday, March 04, 2010

Why I'm Not a Ventriloquist



This dummy would give me nightmares!

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Monday, November 16, 2009

Why I Hate the Freeway

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Thursday, October 08, 2009

Why I Still Like Disco

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

Why I Don't Do Drungs Anymore

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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Why I Don't Live in San Francisco



God: How did you die?
Answer: While driving my VW in Frisco I came to a stop light at the top of the hill. When the light changed I tried to put it into 1st gear, but before I could, it rolled back into the bay and I drowned.
God: Your stupid, go to hell.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Why I don't go to Sea

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Sunday, July 26, 2009

Why I'm Not doing Drugs Anymore



I could never find my way out...

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Why I left Mississippi

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Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Why I'm Not a Ventriloquist


This shit is spooky... the guy is passed out at the bar!

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Why I'm Not Gay

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Why I'm Not Catholic

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