Utah's House of Deniers

Carbon dioxide is "essentially harmless" to human beings and good for plants. So now will you stop worrying about global warming?

Utah's House of Representatives apparently has. Officially the most Republican state in America, its political masters have adopted a resolution condemning "climate alarmists", and disputing any scientific basis for global warming. The measure, which passed by 56-17, has no legal force, though it was predictably claimed by climate change sceptics as a great victory.

The original version of the bill dismissed climate science as a "well organised and ongoing effort to manipulate and incorporate "tricks" related to global temperature data in order to produce a global warming outcome". It accused those seeking action on climate change of riding a "gravy train" and their efforts would "ultimately lock billions of human beings into long-term poverty".

In the heat of the debate, the representative Mike Noel said environmentalists were part of a vast conspiracy to destroy the American way of life and control world population through forced sterilisation and abortion.

By the time the final version of the bill came to a vote, cooler heats apparently prevailed. The bill dropped the word "conspiracy", and described climate science as "questionable" rather than "flawed". It also called on the federal government's Environmental Protection Agency to order an immediate halt in its moves to regulate greenhouse gas emissions "until a full and independent investigation of climate data and global warming science can be substantiated".

This is My 1,000th Post!

I better make it a good one. It has to be something without gratuitous sex or bathroom humor with an important message for all my loyal readers.



Hows that?

After Effects of Global Warming

My New "Green" Stove!

Don't get Fucked by Global Warming!

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You can now own Kerguelen Island Real Estate!

Kerguelen is also known as Desolation Island and is part of a group of islands in the southern Indian Ocean. There are no trees or shrubs on the island and is only populated by 50 very horney French researchers, birds, seals, and those always hilarious penguins! Activities abound. You can name a glacier after your favorite dog. You can participate in the islands famous sport, being blown over by the wind.. and dont forget there are no cars, planes, or boats that bring those pesky tourists. And as an added bonus, if you bring a gun you'll have your very own army!

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Proof of Overfishing

Just Deserts

Thomas Midgley was an American chemist who invented both leaded petrol and CFCs. Though lauded during his time, he has come to be known as having �had more impact on the atmosphere than any other single organism in Earth history� and �the one human responsible for more deaths than any other in history� due to his inventions.

He eventually contracted Polio and lead poisoning and was left disabled in his bed. This caused him to create an elaborate system of pulleys and ropes in order to lift himself from bed.

He died at the age of 55 after being strangled by one of his pulleys and is notable for the fact that both his inventions, leaded petrol and his pulley operated bed, contributed to his death.

The Gluttony of America

New Alternative-Fuel SUV Will Deplete World's Hydrogen By 2070

DETROIT�Ford announced a Sept. 3 rollout date for its new Ford Foresight, a hydrogen-powered SUV that, if it reaches sales projections, will deplete the earth's supply of hydrogen by 2070.

"America has asked for a car that does not use fossil fuels, and we've delivered," Ford CEO William Ford Jr. said Monday. "With an engine nearly 20 times as powerful as that of our gas-burning SUV, the 11-ton Foresight will be unaffected by the price-gouging whims of OPEC, as it uses water electrolysis to gather fuel from the oceans and the fresh mountain air."

Ford acknowledged that, when hydrogen supplies are depleted, the usefulness of the Foresight, as well as life on earth as we know it, will end.

Bunch Of Hick Nobodies Sue For Toxic-Waste Exposure

SHREWSBURY, WV�A bunch of local, piss-ant, hick nobodies filed a lawsuit against the Allegheny Electric Cooperative Monday, alleging that the company exposed residents to dangerous levels of mercury.

"Just about everybody on the Kanahawa [River] knows someone that's sick or died," some toothless rube told reporters. "It's all the waste they dump out the power plant. You can see it in the water, like liquid silver. We're not going to sit here and take it. No sir." According to Allegheny spokesman Thomas Gill, the bumpkins were somehow able to scrape together enough moonshine money "to get themselves one of them fancy, big-city lawyers."

French government's continued belief in "global warming" under fire for heat wave deaths

PARIS � Controversy over France�s stubborn belief in the existence of �global warming� grew today as a high-ranking deputy admitted that excessive heat and the deaths caused by it could have been avoided if the French government didn�t cling to �unscientific hoaxes regarding the weather.�

Christian Estrosi of the ruling UMP party blamed the heat wave crisis on �phony experts around the world who promote �global warming�� on Friday. �It�s not our citizens� fault that the unproven idea of �global warming� is being forced on them by so-called scientists,� Estrosi said after the French health ministry reported that up to 3,000 have died in recent weeks in France as a result of the heat.

U.S. officials at the Environmental Protection Agency sided with Estrosi�s position, and claimed that �the reason you don�t see these kind of heat-related emergencies in the U.S. is due to our official position that �global warming� needs more research.� Prime Minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin has come under increased criticism for failure to act quickly to deal with the catastrophe. Critics have charged that he should have renounced �global warming� once it was clear that France was engulfed in a crisis.