Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama
My blog is over 6 years old and has been read by practicably nobody. I have ranted, told lies and funny stories but I never really get any comments worth a shit. Why in the hell am I keeping it up? Cause it�s probably the best blog you�ve ever read!
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Saturday, February 28, 2009
Turd Breakfast Bowl - New at Jack-in-the-Box

The picture on the wall in the restrauant looked so yummy. I mean look at it, diced sausage and bacon, cheadar cheese, potatoes and eggs. I thought to myself, "Yea, I could eat that".
This is what I got when I ordered my very first Breakfast Bowl.

At first I though this must be a mistake. Where is the cheadar cheese? What is all this white gooie stuff? and is this Rabbit poop on top? Are they trying to kill me??
...and then I remembered, this is Jack-in-the-Box. Should I expect anything more?
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Monday, December 06, 2004
Names of failed Ben & Jerry's flavors
Cockroach Cockroach
Nookies n' Cream
Brad Peach Pitt
Dead Hobo
Upchuck Berry
Regurg-I-Grape
Cigarettes 'n' Coffee
Paris Hilton sloppy seconds vanilla.
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby
Commie Pinko Fag Strawberry
Dingle Berries n' Cream
Find The Finger Fudge
Bada-Bing Cherry
Dill Pickle Chunk
Vanilla Beans and Franks
Vice-Presidential go fudge yourself
And for the holidays� Cum All Ye Faithful Swirl!
Friday, December 03, 2004
Friday, August 13, 2004
Bless you Julia Child
I loved her. She inspired me to learn to cook. She will be truly missed.
Labels: food, julia child, rest in peace
Friday, June 18, 2004
Brooklyn Cheese Artist Makes Bed of Ham
NEW YORK - An artist best known for decorative cheese has broadened his palette, or palate, to ham. Cosimo Cavallaro, who once repainted a New York hotel room in melted mozzarella, has covered a bed in processed ham. "I feel like I am back in my mother's deli," the artist said Thursday.
His installation in a street-level gallery space of the Roger Smith Hotel in midtown Manhattan involved slicing 312 pounds of ham and tossing the meat on top of a four-poster bed. The installation, which took 3 1/2 hours, will be kept in the air-conditioned room for two days.
According to the artist, no concern about cockroaches has been raised. "They are welcome," he said. "Imagine what this looks like from the point of view of an insect."
He added that his cheese exhibits had never attracted a mouse. "Too much cheese," he said. "It would have overwhelmed them."
Outside, pedestrians stopped to peer in through the glass. Some called the project a waste of food. But nearby delis were said to be picking up business because the mounds of meat seemed to trigger appetites.
Sliced ham, Cavallaro said, is "a pure form of America: all kinds of parts, boiled and pressed together." Despite his training in an Italian art school, he said he had rejected Prosciutto � "It would have been pompous." He also shelved an idea to do ham and eggs as "too pretentious, too thought out."
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Women Sue After Finding Condom In Chowder
SANTA ANA, Calif. -- Four women sued an Irvine restaurant after one of them said she found a condom in her clam chowder when they dined there last year. Laila Sultan said she was eating at McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant on Feb. 26, 2002, when she bit into something rubbery.
"We said, 'Of course. You're chewing on a clam,'" said Paula Wild, one of her dining companions. When she spit it out, Sultan, 48, said she discovered it was an unwrapped, rolled-up condom. She said she spent the next 15 minutes in a restroom vomiting and has since seen a psychiatrist and taken medication for depression and anxiety.
Sultan, Wild, Cindy Hammond and Annamarie Sigala, who were all having the clam chowder that day, filed suit, claiming negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Their case is scheduled for trial Jan. 12. McCormick & Schmick's, a privately owned chain, owns 42 upscale restaurants in 19 states.
How could a condom get into the chowder? It's a mystery, Patrick Stark, attorney for McCormick & Schmick's, told the Los Angeles Times. The restaurant sued American Roland Food Corp., which supplied the clams, but a judge ruled for the supplier in September, according to The Times. At the forthcoming trial, the restaurant chain will argue that "there is absolutely no evidence to suggest the restaurant was the source of the condom, or any employee of the restaurant," Stark told The Times.
"Either it came from (the four women) or it was thrown in as a practical joke by another patron at the restaurant." The condom was seized by the restaurant manager, the women said, adding that he told them the insurance company had instructed him not to return it or let them photograph it. The women's lawsuit says the condom was "a possibly used one," but Stark told The Times that, because it was rolled up, "it was clearly unused."
Sultan, who lives in Stanton, said she had visited the restaurant before and never had a problem. On this occasion, she said, she and her companions ordered drinks, appetizers and soup, but sent the soup back because it was lukewarm. When she got it back she found the condom.









































