Sushi for Two

Tako and Ika are served!

Self Portraits

Let The Good Times Roll

Piccadilly babes 1929

Sex with Ducks

Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing a pro-gay marriage song in response to a Pat Robertson quote that legalizing gay marriage would lead to legalizing sex with animals!

Sushi Girls New Year's Party

I Love My New Stereo!

Thanks Santa!

I Was a Teenage Cave Woman

The Ultimate Upskirt

click me!

Tri-Tip Tongue

OMG!!! Three Times The Fun!!!

Can You Name These Superheros?

Lips

1920's Punk Girls

Red Tongues

Hand Dance

Hilda is Hot!

Japanese Sex Education

I Wish I was a Fairy

Support Group

Lily's Back!

I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don't care about clever I don't care about funny
I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them
And I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous
And I am a weapon of massive consumption
And it's not my fault it's how I'm programmed to function
(lyrics by Lily Allen)

If guys did this they would be called Gay!

Girls and their "Bloat Gland"

Oh yes, I know about the �Bloat Gland�. It�s that thing that all girls have but surprisingly medical science will not admit that it exists.

As you know I am a VERY observant guy. I have seen many girls stand around and talk about being bloated. �Can you see how Bloated I am? Just look at me! I wasn�t like that this-morning. I just feel so disgusted and sooo bloated�.

In fact, girls like to get together and compare how bloated they are.

My personal research on this subject is quite extensive since I have a wife, 3 daughters, and a long history as a �Ladies Man.� I came to realize that the swelling of Bloat Gland is directly related to a girl�s bitchy-ness. In fact I have developed a scale to measure this. It is called the �Bloat-O-Bitch� scale.

0-4 - Everything is OK.
5-7 - Girls start bitching that they can not get into the jeans they wore yesterday.
8 - They start crying because they are getting fat and nothing fits anymore.
9 - All men are advised to leave the room immediately since they will become the subject of an unbearable tirade about how it�s their fault she is like this.
10 - Well need I say any more? It gets too graphic for this page!

The only things that reduce bloating is time, a spoon, and a gallon of Ice Cream.