Saturday, March 13, 2010

Blogger SUCKS!

So I am trying to convert my blogger data to wordpress. In order to do that I have to export my ftp blogger data from my domain to a blogger hosted address. Once that is done I can install wordpress on my site and re-import my blog from blogger to my site. The migration tool that blogger developed has bugs in it and I along with 100's of others are having to wait until they figure out what the fuck is wrong. So my new site is on hold until further notice. Meanwhile I have some new stuff to post... so enjoy!

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Photo of the New Apple Tablet



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Saturday, January 16, 2010

My New Robot

Ain't she a doll?



Hanging from her necklace is a copy of the new "UF2U" Virus that is transmitted by contact with social networking websites.

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Thursday, December 31, 2009

The "Un-Friend" or "UF2U" Virus Discovered



The new "Un-Friend" or "UF2U" Virus is transmitted by contact with social networking websites.

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Sushi USB



It contains the entire Blog O' Rama!

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Do You??

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Monday, October 05, 2009

Let's Reblog

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Sunday, October 04, 2009

MySpace, Twitter, and Facebook are now Fucked

Over the last few years I have grown tired of all the social networking sites. It used to be fun but it has all become so mundane. I really don't need to know that you are getting gas right now, or your new favorite band is ready to release their first CD. Now when a Republican Senator can tweet you to say that they are happy the Olympics were awarded to Rio instead of Chicago.. I gotta leave.

It has had it's run and I'm done.

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

A Public Service Announcement

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Friday, April 24, 2009

Cheney Starts Pro-Torture Facebook Page

In his most aggressive public relations move since leaving office, former Vice President Dick Cheney today established a Facebook page for fans of torture.

In recent weeks, Mr. Cheney has been speaking out in praise of such controversial interrogation tactics as waterboarding, but in establishing his Facebook page the vice president seems to be attempting something far more amibitious: creating a social network for torture fans everywhere.

"This is a place where fans of waterboarding can meet, chat, and yes, hook up," Mr. Cheney told Fox News host Sean Hannity last night.

The former vice president extolled his torture fan page as a dating site, telling Mr. Hannity, "This way when you go out on a date with somebody you know going in how he or she feels about waterboarding. I think that's important in building a long-term and hopefully loving relationship. It's certainly something Lynne and I share."

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

R.I.P. GeoCities

GeoCities, a free Web hosting service that achieved fame in the mid-90s, died Thursday at the Yahoo headquarters in Silicon Valley. GeoCities was 15 years old.

GeoCities had suffered a long and drawn-out battle with its health over the past decade. An antiquated service model and outdated technology are widely blamed for the struggle. An official cause of death, however, has yet to be determined.

GeoCities is survived by two cousins, Angelfire and Tripod, along with an Uncle, Jeeves. All three are believed to be terminally ill.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I Deleted my Facebook Account

... and I feel GREAT!

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Why do Old People Love Twitter?

To a person with short-term memory loss, Twitter serves a vital function. Every time the user announces, �Going across the street to get ice cream,� they notify not only their 30,000-odd �followers,� but they also establish a record for themselves. When they end up across the street wondering why they are staring at a pint of Haagen-Dazs, they need only check their Twitter status for the magical answer. And then they can �tweet� about their ice cream, which is important too!

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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Analog Smilies

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Social Networking � what�s in it for me?

Time to rant�

So it started years ago with AOL. Those money grubbing ISP�ers who made a fortune off me while I tried to figure out how text sex worked. Then MySpace came around and I got to design my profile! I made one up emulating my favorite role playing fantasy, Gunther, Dwarf Killer and Eater of Pizza. Now this is Fun! Unfortunately that profile didn�t produce many friends, just hungry role-playing losers. So then I tried to be more like myself and whala! I got over 100 friends in the 1st month. Most of them are artists, women in their 20�s, gay men, ex-Disney people, and women in their 30�s. But now it�s getting out of hand.

Now my wife wants to be my �friend� (I thought we were more than that). This means she will now be paying attention to my �other friends� and wondering why her husband is so twisted. She will get all my bulletins and will question me on every one. �So this is what you do at work?�, and �Who is Kitten Moon?� I don�t think I want to go there.

So is MySpace enough for the hard-core Social Networker? NO. I also have profiles on Facebook, Flickr, YouTube, Twitter, HasBeens, Blogger, and a journal on DemocraticUnderground. I even tried to join Biip, but it requires Norwegian phone number� And to top if off, I just got invited to join LinkedIn. This shit is getting out of hand! Even my Blackberry is wired to these sites!!

So, Social Networking � what�s in it for me? Right now just a lot of work. Maybe I should just give it up and try to use the phone more often...

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Saturday, December 06, 2008

I'm on Current TV Again!

1/2 of world's jailed journalists come from Web

This story was broadcasted on Curret TV's News segment on Saturday 12-6-08 and posted on current.com



15 of my news stories have now been broadcasted on national TV!

In case you missed it, this story "Feds refuse to identify recipients of $2 trillion loans from American taxpayers" was broadcasted on Curret TV's News segment on 11-10-08

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

I got an Invitation Today!

I got this e-mail today....

__________

You have been invited to join the Colon Cleansing Treatment group on
MySpace.

Click the link below to see the group: http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=103939131

At MySpace we care about your privacy. We have sent you this
notification to facilitate your use as a member of the MySpace.com
service.
__________

Just one question, how do they know my Colon needs cleaning? Maybe it's because of my shitty attitude.

Boy, am I frickin honored!!

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Saturday, September 23, 2006

New Classmates.com Ad Campaign

Gee, I better join now so I can find out if anyone I went to school with is a hooker, drugie, or a christo-nazi!

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Hot with Text

Preacher's wife pulls gun on husband during service

NEWPORT, Ark. -- A preacher's wife was arrested after police say she pulled a gun on her husband because she allegedly was upset over text messages he had sent to a youth group member and she demanded he admit his infidelity.

Tammy Estes surrendered to law officers at the Pentecostal Church of God in Newport after a brief standoff at the church Sunday evening. No one was injured. Most church members left the building, but several stayed behind to try to convince her to surrender. Larry Estes was hired as the church's minister more than a year ago. He also is the owner of DaBoyz Plumbing.

... I guess he likes to talk about his "pipe"

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Hot for Text


Ever see those sexy adds on TV for intimate cell phone text messages from hot girls?? "Just text Hot to Talk and send to 200222 and start talking with hot babe's now!"

Oh My God, its so discreet, its so nasty, its so like your talking to a computer?

That's right, if your lame enough to pay for this service you deserve to taken for a long walk down "stupid fucking moron" lane, cause your talking to a computer, nothing more. No hot babes in a fantasy penthouse. Not even old smoking hags with babies hanging from the tit. It's text recognition software that responds to key words that thousands of sticky fingered subscribing Neanderthal's type on their cell phones.


One thing is for sure, the people who own these services are getting very rich! Should we applaud them for being very clever or should they be thrown in jail for taking advantage of the developmentally challenged? You decide.

One thing it does prove, that there is a sucker is born every nano-second!

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Thursday, June 15, 2006

"Dont Spy On Me" Battle Flag

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Friday, May 12, 2006

New Zealand Not for Sale

SYDNEY, Australia - New Zealand is not for sale, despite somebody in neighboring Australia trying to offload the nation of 4 million to the highest online bidder.

With a starting offer of just one cent, brisk bidding for the prime chunk of South Pacific real estate quickly boosted the price to $2,330 before eBay pulled the plug on the auction this week.

``Clearly New Zealand is not for sale,'' eBay Australia spokesman Daniel Feiler told the New Zealand Press Association, adding that 22 bids had been made before the company acted.

``It is mostly household items we have for sale, but there are the occasional quirky items put up,'' he added. ``We have a look at them and if they are OK we leave them, but if it is something that can't be sold, we take them off.''

The trader has not been named, but apparently was unimpressed with the country he was trying to sell. The rivalry between the two countries is intense and in his advertisement the man said New Zealand had ``very ordinary weather.''

I wonder what Gandalf would say to that?

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Tuesday, December 30, 2003

Gamer wins back virtual booty in court battle

A court in China has ordered an online computer games company to return virtual belongings to a player whose account was hacked and looted.
The Chaoyang District People's Court in Beijing ruled last Thursday that the company must return the player's virtual stash because it had allowed the theft to take place in the first place. Li Hongchen, 24, spent two years and more than 10,000 yuan ($1,210), amassing a cache of virtual money and weapons in the online game "Hongyue", or "Red Moon".

In February, however, Hongchen found his belongings had been pilfered by a hacker who gained access through the game's central servers. The software firm behind the game, Beijing Arctic Ice Technology Development, responded that his possessions had no real world value and represented only "piles of data". Hongchen took the company to court requesting 10,000 yuan in compensation.

"I exchanged the equipment with my labour, time, wisdom and money, and of course they are my belongings," Hongchen told the Chinese news site Xinhuanet.

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Friday, August 29, 2003

Cyber love leads Down Under

A Welsh woman told her husband and son she was going to the shop, then boarded a flight to Australia to be with a man she met on the internet.

Margaret Fiore, 40, has now been granted permanent residency status in Australia and says she has no regrets about leaving husband Chris, 53, and son Sam, 13, for an Adelaide factory worker called Steve. "Life with Christopher was dull," Mrs Fiore, who has had her lover's name tattooed on her shoulder, told British newspaper the Daily Mail. "We never talked, which is why I spent most evenings on the internet. "Steve was a rebel like I used to be and Adelaide was so much more glamorous than Cardiff. "Life's too short to settle for misery."

The Fiores had been married for 18 years when Mrs Fiore began spending up to 18 hours a day talking to strangers in internet chatrooms. Mr Fiore said he did not see her seven-month friendship with Steve as a threat, as he was on the other side of the world and was himself married with a young daughter. On the day his wife left, he suspected something was wrong but his son had no idea.

"Sam was having his breakfast in front of the TV and Margaret said she was nipping down to the shops," he said. "She just walked out of the house and never gave him a backward glance. "I was gutted and shocked but worst of all was trying to explain it to Sam. It was hard telling him his mother had abandoned him for a stranger on the other side of the world. "I hope she finds happiness, although I can't honestly say that she deserves it." Steve has left his family and the pair plan to marry, the paper said.

Mrs Fiore said she did not tell her son she was leaving because she could not face it. "I couldn't drag him with me to the other side of the world but I couldn't face saying goodbye to him either," she said. "Sam says he's OK about things now and has promised to visit me."

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