TSA's New Book Series for Kids Just Released

Next in the series includes: "Why the scanner man want to see my butt", "Mommy never made the flight", and "Do you know any terrorists?"

Gumby dead at 88

R.I.P. Art Clokey



Gumby was famous for being the 1st claymation TV star and a cast member of "Saturday Night Live". Later in life Gumby became a crusader against global warming. This photo was taken last year showing it's effect not only on Gumby but his best pal Pokey too. Pokey passed away soon after this shoot. The cause of death was determined to be excessive melting.

Two of my Favorite Movies

Uber-Hero

I dont think Mr. Rodgers ever knew what "uber" ment... but that's O.K.

Anti-Hero

Hi Pee-wee, your my best-est friend!

Have a sit on Santa's lap!

Mosgiel, New Zealand - Organisers of a Christmas fete banned children from sitting on Santa's knee because they feared being held responsible if anything �untoward� happened.

Instead, the children had to sit next to him, on specially decorated "elf chairs", as they discussed their Christmas wish list. Graham Glass, who dressed up as Santa for the event, was clearly insulted. "It's bloody ridiculous - I can't believe we have become so politically correct," he said.

Plug pulled on Santa mail

For South African children there is no Santa Claus this year - and that's official. South Africa's Advertising Standards Authority has banned an advertisement for the country's Post Office that gave children an address to which to write to Santa Claus with their Christmas wishes.

In a ruling this week, the authority said the Post Office has been profiting from the natural credulity of children. It said the advert created the impression in the mind of the credulous child that, by writing to the given address, the child would then receive the requested presents.

The authority banned the advertisement, upholding a complaint that said it encouraged a falsehood that could break the fragile spirits of the country's already disillusioned youth.

...with leaders like that.. it's no wonder their youth are disillusioned!