Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama
My blog is over 6 years old and has been read by practicably nobody. I have ranted, told lies and funny stories but I never really get any comments worth a shit. Why in the hell am I keeping it up? Cause it�s probably the best blog you�ve ever read!
Monday, March 01, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Friday, January 08, 2010
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
2009 Slam/Bam Award - Kanye West, Fucktard of the Year

SLAM!
Taylor Swift got a surprise when she accepted the award for Best Female Video at MTV Video Music Awards.
After she beat out Lady Gaga, Sexy Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Pink and Beyonce for the honor, she took to the stage and accepted the award. As she was thanking MTV, Sushi Bandit's "Fucktard of the Year" Kanye West ran up on stage, stole her microphone, and said Beyonce had been robbed!
Beyonce? What? Are you fucking her??
Many thanks to MTV for providing a forum for the fucking retarded (I.E. Fucktard) to run free and embarrass and humiliate class acts like Swift. Kanye is not only an Extreme Fucktard but a really crappy rapper.
The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.
Labels: 2009 Slam/Bam Award, fucktard, Kanye West, MTV, music, Taylor Swift
Sunday, December 27, 2009
2009 Slam/Bam Award - Album of the Year - Lily Allen "It's Not Me, It's You"

BAM!
How can you deny this recording not being the best of the year? Everyone was waiting for this release to see if she could hold-up to her 1st smash CD "Alright, Still." Well, she blew everyone away. How could it be this good, this catchy, this honest? Cause Lily says the things you only think of saying... with no apologies. Virtually all the songs on this CD are memorable. "The Fear" strikes home for all those who live in this insane modern world of expectations, fantasy and fear. "Him" makes god into a real person and "Chinese" is a love song that if your not careful, will make you cry. Oh, and don't forget "Fuck You" which is, without a doubt the most refreshing song written this decade. Whether you agree or not, Lily has become one of the most important music talents of the new millennium.
The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.
Labels: 2009 Slam/Bam Award, Lily Allen, music
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Monday, December 07, 2009
Thursday, December 03, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Celebrity Tongue
Bjork

Christina Ricci

Angelina Jolie

Labels: Angelina Jolie, babes, Bjork, christina ricci, goddess, movie, music, nude, sensual, Tongue
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
French a Go-Go
Lyrics to Les Petits Boudins :
Dans mon agenda
Quand j'en pique un
Un petit boudin
Je l'met sous mon bras
Jusqu'au matin
Ce petit boudin
C'est bon pour c'que j'ai
�a me fait du bien
Les petits boudins
C'est facile et �a
N'engage � rien
Les petits boudins
Au d�part c'est rien
Qu'une petite gourde
Un petit boudin
Il suffit d'un rien
Et �a devient
Un petit boudin
�a n'sait pas dire non
C'est �a qu'j'aime bien
Chez les p'tits boudins
�a n'pose pas d'questions
�a n'mange pas d'pain
Les petits boudins
Mais il n'y a pas dans mon calepin
Que des p'tits boudins
Il y a surtout toi, toi qui n'as rien
D'un petit boudin
T'as rien de commun
Avec les petits boudins
Labels: 60's, dance, Dominique Walter, France, Les Petits Boudins, music, video
Friday, August 07, 2009
The Fear


I want to be rich and I want lots of moneyI don`t care about clever I don`t care about funny
I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them
I`ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
`Cuz everyone knows that`s how you get famous
I`ll look at the sun and I`ll look in the mirror
I`m on the right track yeah I`m on to a winner
I don`t know what`s right and what`s real anymore
I don`t know how I`m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
`Cuz I`m being taken over by The Fear
Life`s about film stars and less about mothers
It`s all about fast cars and passing each other
But it doesn`t matter cause I`m packing plastic
and that`s what makes my life so fucking fantastic
And I am a weapon of massive consumption
and its not my fault it`s how I`m program to function
I`ll look at the sun and I`ll look in the mirror
I`m on the right track yeah I`m on to a winner
Forget about guns and forget ammunition
Cause I`m killing them all on my own little mission
Now I`m not a saint but I`m not a sinner
Now everything is cool as long as I`m getting thinner
I don`t know what`s right and what`s real anymore
I don`t know how I`m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
`Cause I`m being taken over by fear
Labels: babe, goddess, Lily Allen, music, sexy
Friday, July 31, 2009
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Monday, April 06, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Lily's Back!

I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don't care about clever I don't care about funny
I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them
And I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous
And I am a weapon of massive consumption
And it's not my fault it's how I'm programmed to function
(lyrics by Lily Allen)

Labels: culture, girls, Lily Allen, music
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Saturday, November 01, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
David Bowie and Bing Crosby
Here is David Bowie and Bing Crosby doing their thing on Bing's X-mas show.
Labels: bing crosby, Christmas, david bowie, music, video
Monday, December 18, 2006
I pitty the poor fool who don't watch this video!
Morningwood "Easy" from David Lettermen on Halloween. This performance kicks some serious ass!!
Labels: morningwood, music, video
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Monday, November 06, 2006
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
It's starting to feel a lot like Christmas!

Includes: Tiny Tim singing "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"
more info @... http://sev.prnewswire.com/entertainment/20041110/LATU15909112004-1.html
Labels: Christmas, john waters, music
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
The Mosh Continues
http://www.gnn.tv/videos/video.php?id=28
If you didnt see Eminem's "Mosh" before the election, you gotta see it now. And for thoose who know what "Mosh" is all about.. there is new ending! So ya gotta see it AGAIN!
Peace
Labels: Eminem, george bush, music, politics, video
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Eminem's "Mosh"
Regardless of your opinion of Eminem, this new video for his song "Mosh" is powerful stuff.
Click it.. Listen.. Learn
http://www.gnn.tv/videos/video.php?id=28
Also.. Check out this rap video http://www.supadubya.com/
Labels: Eminem, george bush, GOP, music, video

































