Houston, We Have A Problem

Robot Discovers Fire

Not Mickey

TSA's New Book Series for Kids Just Released

Next in the series includes: "Why the scanner man want to see my butt", "Mommy never made the flight", and "Do you know any terrorists?"

New TSA Airline Safety Card

click the card for full information...

Christian Cos-play

Here we see fake angles beating the crap out of a fake devil in a re-enactment from the anime movie "The Uber Coming". These colorful participants were photographed at the entrance to this years Comic-Con convention in San Diego.

The Winter Olympics Start Today!

Here we see Konishiki going for the gold on the men's 60m ski jump. Unfortunately he was unable to stop after landing at the bottom of the hill and injured 12 spectators, 3 critically. On the bright side, he qualified in 4th place and will compete in Sunday's finals.

What Happens After You Die

Get Ready for the 2010 Elections...

Smurfed by a Blue Screen

dont ask if you dont get it!

PlayMickey

It's what Walt wanted all along...

God is Dead

New York (AP): Police today found God Jesus and his Mother Mary brutily shot in his upper east-side apartment. Police say they suspect it was either a mob revenge killing or a drug deal gone bad.

now get over it!

Proof that Smoking Stunts Your Growth

Bill, age 70 has been a 2 pack a day smoker since he was 4.

Quantum Dimensions Explained

Here we see how the extra dimensions described in quantum theory looks in real life. As you can see, time-space is warping around its self. This is also called "folded symmetry" and if you look at it long enough, you'll puke.

part of the series "Explaining Science"

Why Genetic Engineering is Bad

It tastes like Brussels Sprouts..

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What It's Like to Have Sex with Me

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Sorry!

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How Cats Work

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Photo of the New Apple Tablet

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Sex with Ducks

Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing a pro-gay marriage song in response to a Pat Robertson quote that legalizing gay marriage would lead to legalizing sex with animals!

My Secratery Loves Her New Calculator!

I Keep Telling You, Your Too Big!

The Song Remains the Same

Glad It's Over!

Hawaiian goddess Pele’ places “Aloha Curse” on Rush Limbaugh

Breaking (Honolulu): Rush Limbaugh has had a curse placed on him for coming to Hawai’i. Limbaugh is now clinging to life at Queens Hospital after Pele' reached into his chest and squeezed his heart. “It is very possible he will die if he stays here any longer” said his publicist who is trying to re-book his return flight to the mainland. An unnamed local source said this happens very rarely and only to those who can’t comprehend the meaning of "Aloha", usually because their soul is so corrupt. Pele’, who normally lives on the Big island made a special trip after hearing of Rush’s “Vacation.” When asked if this will happen again, the goddess of fire responded “Let this be a wake-up call for Carl Rove, I hear he is coming this February!”

I Love My New Stereo!

Thanks Santa!

A Christmas Story

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Mix Master Mickey

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My New Dress

Does it make me look fat?

Jesus Christ's Stunt Double

Yea, it's got it's advantages... I'll never get lung cancer.

My Two Best Friends

Great memories growing up with squiggie and freckles

Movies I Missed

I must have been out of town.

What It's Like Having Sex with Me

Swiss Gang Members

You can tell from the hats they are part of the infamous "Crazy Cuckoo's" gang.

Over Doing It

Christina, Disney Pin-up

William Shatner meets Glenn Beck

Coming Clean

for my last posting...

My Last Camping Trip

I Got Mickey's On The Brain

Batman and the Joker

The Joker looks bemused...

Lick It

When a problem comes along
You must lick it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must lick it
When somethings going wrong
You must lick it

Now lick it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To lick it
Lick it good

When a good time turns around
You must lick it
You will never live it down
Unless you lick it
No one gets away
Until they lick it

I say lick it
Lick it good
I say lick it
Lick it good

Now lick it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To lick it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To lick it
Lick it good

Surfs Up?

bottom line... your fucked..

Dr. Strangelove

Dune Cat

I Love Christian Music

Republican Reaction to Palin's Resignation

After Effects of Global Warming

Proof that there is No God

If there was a god, how could he let a thing like this happen?!

New FEMA Logo

They are such clowns!

Snow White Directors Cut to be Released

Disney announced today that they will release a new the directors cut version of the classic animated film Snow White. This movie will contain recently discovered footage of what life was like for Snow a few years after marrying Prince Charming. Also discovered was footage for an alternate ending where Snow moves in with the Dwarfs. The studio decide against including it in this release because it made her look like a whore.