Robin Calls Batman

Smile!

Why I'm Not a Ventriloquist

This dummy would give me nightmares!

Stone the Killer Whale Who Killed the Trainer

The American Family Association, a fundamentalist christian group, is urging that Tillikum (Tilly), the "killer" whale that killed it's trainer at SeaWorld Orlando, be killed, preferably by stoning. Citing Tilly's history of violent "altercations", the group is slamming SeaWorld for not listening to Scripture in how to deal with the animal:

Says the ancient civil code of Israel, "When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable." (Exodus 21:28)"

However, the group is going further and laying the blame for the trainer's death directly at the feet of Chuck Thompson, the curator in charge of animal behavior, because, according to Scripture, if one of your animals kills a second time because you didn't kill it after it claimed its first human victim, this time you die right along with your animal!

To use the example from Exodus, if your Ox kills a second time, "the Ox shall be stoned, and its owner also shall be put to death." (Exodus 21:29)

SeaWorld has said it has no plans to execute Tilly or Chuck.

Warning!

Not Mickey

RUN!

There are a lot of nasties in that tree!
click it to see then all

The Biggest Ebi I Have Ever Seen!

Where is this place?!

for those who don't know what "Ebi" is... its fucking shrimp, dumb ass!

Where Rain Comes From

A Conversation

Sushi USB

Why I Like Sake

Christian Cos-play

Here we see fake angles beating the crap out of a fake devil in a re-enactment from the anime movie "The Uber Coming". These colorful participants were photographed at the entrance to this years Comic-Con convention in San Diego.

Young Vader

where are my fries?!

Bad Hair Day

all of a sudden I want some chocolate milk...

If Hello Kitty and Godzilla had a Kid

It's name would be "Necozilla " and it would shoot flaming hairballs out of it's mouth and kick some serious ass!

Wait!

OMG I'm a GIRL!

Cat Monorail

Felonious Snowball Tossing

FEBRUARY 9--Felony snowball throwing charges have been leveled against two Virginia college students for allegedly pelting a city plow and an undercover police car during Saturday's blizzard. Charles Gill and Ryan Knight, both 21, were nabbed by cops in Harrisonburg, where they attend James Madison University. According to police, the pair first targeted a city plow last Saturday afternoon. The driver responded by calling cops to report the frosty fusillade. When police responded to the scene in a bid to identify the assailants, their unmarked vehicle also came under an icy assault. Gill and Knight, a guard on JMU's basketball team, were then apprehended and booked into jail for throwing missiles at occupied vehicles, a felony. If convicted of the felonious snowball tossing, the men each face between one and five years in prison, and a maximum $2,500 fine.

Thanks to Bush and Fox News everyone is now a terrorist!

Get Ready for the 2010 Elections...

Proof that Smoking Stunts Your Growth

Bill, age 70 has been a 2 pack a day smoker since he was 4.

Comix

click to make bigger

Why Genetic Engineering is Bad

It tastes like Brussels Sprouts..

Why Race Horses Scare Me

Scarred for life!

Nudists Teasing Small Puppy

This has to be the weirdest nudist photo ever. The poor puppy cant see it's mother. Dam you, you Evil Sun Worshipers!

Why Silent Movies Scare Me

My New Door Lock

I just hope I dont have a fire!

A Cup Cake with Pink Icing

What It's Like to Have Sex with Me

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Sorry!

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Photo of the New Apple Tablet

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Everyone Loves My Spagetti

they just can't get enough!

An Infinite Wormhole

So what we have here is an infinite wormhole. There is no end, no bottom, and no up or down. If you look at it for awhile you will first gain a greater understanding of our mysterious universe, then you'll puke.

Decisions, Decisions...

My Secratery Loves Her New Calculator!

The 12 Gays of Christmas

this is so cool!.. watch it in full screen.

Let's Dance!

The Song Remains the Same

Two of my Favorite Movies

Sushi Lips

2009 Slam/Bam Award - Funniest Animated Gif "God Tests Adam"

BAM!

Of all the cute, silly, and funny animated gif's produced this year "God Tests Adam" is the hands-down winner. This graphic has everything! Parody, Christianity, art, sex, morals, nudity, the hand of god, creation, procreation, and a funny hard-on to boot.

Boing, Boing!


The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.

Kitty Tongue

click the kitty to make it bigger!

I Love My New Stereo!

Thanks Santa!

I Need a New Teddy Bear!

My last one ran away the day after xmas!

Proof of Evolution

part of the "Explaining Science" series.

Bento Box Lunch

with some sushi..

Decorating the House for Xmas

Tiny Tongue

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Where NOT to Vacation

Japanese Brat

Halloween 2009

Alice and the Cheshire Cat are ready to party.... click on it.. I dare you!

A Girl Grooming Herself