Proof that Smoking Stunts Your Growth

Bill, age 70 has been a 2 pack a day smoker since he was 4.

What is Christianity?

The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree� yeah, that makes perfect sense to me.

Where Do You Tattoo?

Can I believe in anything anymore?

OK, as a child I was crushed when I heard on the school yard that Santa was not real, he was my parents. As a teen I was told I had a constitutionally guaranteed right to assemble. That was dashed at my first anti-war protest when we were attacked by police. And now I just learned that Van Gogh's did not cut off his ear, his buddy Paul Gauguin did it during a fight. Next you will be saying there is no Jesus or god� oh, wait� I already know that!