Brent Musberger is a Fucking Prick!

Yes, ABC's Brent Musberger is a prime time prick!

He shamed Alabama's star Heisman running back Mark Ingram twice on national TV as soon as he scored a touchdown in the Texas game, "His incarcerated father must be proud." What does that have to do with the game shithead? Who gives a fuck about his family... he just scored a touchdown for Alabama.

Brent, you have ruined the Olympic games with your "commentary" and ruined college football with your "insights", why don't you just go jump off a cliff and make us all feel a little better when athletes achieve something for themselves!

NCAA Women�s Volleyball Selection Committee needs an Enema

OK, Who is paying you off?

You seeded Hawaii #12 in the tournament. A team that was ranked #3 by the American Volleyball Coaches Association.

That�s right the COACHES! You know, those who just might know who is realy good? Oh, forget them, they don�t know shit! So, who the fuck paid you off? Florida State? Stanford?, or was it ESPN?

How can you rate a team that only lost 2 games all year and beat your number #4 seed Stanford in 3 games as a #12?

It�s obvious; you have to be taking money from somebody. Maybe it�s USC! Cause that�s where Hawaii has to play now. On the home court of the lame 21-9 Trojans. Not at the Stan Sherriff Center that has the largest volleyball crowds and one of the winningest teams in the nation.

Bottom line, the NCAA selection committee need an enema, cause they are full of shit!

P.S. let's give a big "Screw You" to the following people:

Terry Gawlik, University of Wisconsin, Madison, chair
Christine Dawson, Pacific-10 Conference
Cindy Gannon, American University
Keith Gill, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Nona Richardson, University of California, Davis
Janie Penfield, Brigham Young University
Laura Tietjen, Kansas State University
Crista Troester, University of Tulsa
Dawn Turner, Big South Conference
Diane Turnham, Middle Tennessee State University

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Dave Shoji gets 1,000 Wins

University of Hawaii woman's volleyball coach Dave Shoji gets number 1,000! After defeating New Mexico State Dave is Lei'ed, crowned, and silly stringed by his number 3 ranked Rainbow Wahine squad celebrating last night in Honolulu.



way to go Dave!

Dyslexia U. Cheer Squad

Here they are practicing their famous school name formation for the upcoming football game against Rutgers. Go Golden Woodpeckers!

Surfs Up?

bottom line... your fucked..

Naked Singularity Explained

part 2 in my "Explaining Science" series



You will see in this photo two examples of the term used in astrophysics call a "naked singularity." Of note is that this photo shows the moment just before one of the naked singularity's hits a single.

This is My 1,000th Post!

I better make it a good one. It has to be something without gratuitous sex or bathroom humor with an important message for all my loyal readers.



Hows that?

Life After Death

Turkish Grand Prix?

Make no mistake about it. I am a big Formula 1 fan. I have been for years. But I just don't get it.. having races in places that are completely meaningless for the fans. Take for example Turkey. What were they smoking when it was agreed to race there? How many people who live there even know what F1 is or can afford a ticket? Looking at the attendance... very few.

Why didn't the TV coverage or the press photos show all the people in the stands? They are embarrassed to admit that no one realy came. Mark Webber of Red Bull Racing says Turkish fans should have been allowed into Sunday's grand prix for free after very poor attendance figures at the Istanbul circuit. Official figures said just 36,000 three-day tickets were sold for the circuit with a capacity for 130,000 people. Most of the grandstands were empty during the weekend, with some of then covered with giant black cloths and banners (look at the picture). The same thing happened in China this April. They covered the empty grand stands with banners.

and now they want to have a grand prix in India??

Super Bowl Half-Time Thoughts...

If I hear Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" one more time I am going to Puke! This song is crack for those stuck in the 80's.

NFL to Draft Jesus, Passes on Tebow

Florida QB Tim Tebow, the darling of the NCAA will be passed over during the upcoming NFL draft. National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell when asked why the Heisman winner and 2-time national champion QB was not considered, �It has become obvious that Tebow credits all his success to Jesus Christ.� �His statements and even the writing in his eye-blackout paint point not to his athletic ability or intelligence but to Jesus.� Goodell continued, �In fact he rarely mentions his team or coaches, just this Jesus guy, so we need to get him under contract ASAP.�

Sports agent Drew Rosenhaus has issued a press release announcing his representation of J.C. �He is a great talent and will lead his chosen team right to the Super Bowl.� Tebow was unavailable for comment.

Sushi Bandit�s Best of 2008

Since 2008 sucked in so many major ways I decided to not bother you with my negative dribble. Instead, let�s talk about what was right and fresh and rewarding about 2008!

Best new musical artist: Kate Nash
Best sports team: Tampa Bay Rays
Best TV series: Boston Legal
Best TV cartoon: Family Guy
Best movie drama: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (france)
Best action movie: The Dark Night (us)
Best movie comedy: Kamikaze Girls (japan)
Best computer app: Google Earth 4.3
Best discovery: Liquid methane oceans on Titan
Best politician: Dennis Kucinich (Ohio congressman)
Best food: Pineapple
Best wife: Pam

The Detroit Lions Need an Enema

They suck big-time. They are worse than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers when they lost all of their games back in 1976. At least they were fun to watch in their gay uniforms and their always comical fumbles.

This Lion team needs to give up and move to another city� like L.A. where they don�t give a fuck about the NFL.

My Kind of Team!

Football fan banned for penis stunt

A Dutch football club has banned one of its fans for posing for a photograph with the local mayor with his penis hanging out.

The mayor, Wim Deetman, did not realise the ADO Den Haag fan was exposing himself when he agreed to have his picture taken with him. It was only later, when the picture was circulated on the internet, that Deetman realised he had been set up.

He is taking legal action against the supporter and is awaiting the judge's verdict, the Nu news website reported. ADO Den Haag has announced that the fan will no longer be welcome at its stadium

New Zealander bungee jumps - without rope

A New Zealand man went bungee jumping yesterday - without the rope, police said. The 30-year-old man, whose name was not released, leapt off a platform into the Waikato River on New Zealand's central North Island after staff at the bungee had refused to let him jump, said Constable Tracey Haggart of Taupo police.

He then barged past the staff and dived 47 metres into the river. The impact knocked him unconscious and he was rescued by the bungee jump staff before being flown to nearby Taupo hospital, Haggart said in a statement. His condition was not immediately available. Taupo is a tourist town 375 kilometres north of Wellington. Haggart said police had no plans to charge the man, who had consumed "a small amount of alcohol."

Bush Won't Put Down New Football

WASHINGTON, DC�According to White House sources, President Bush has not allowed his new Wilson official NFL leather game football to leave his sight since he received it as a gift last week. "The president has that ball with him everywhere he goes," Vice-President Dick Cheney said Monday. "The way he pump-fakes it in the Oval Office is really distracting." Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has threatened to take the ball away and lock it in his desk if he sees it at the table during another goddamned cabinet meeting.