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"She-pee" urinals relieve Glastonbury

LONDON - Female revellers at the Glastonbury Festival will be able to enjoy this year's show without straining their bladders -- courtesy of stand-up urinals.

Organisers have installed two sets of the urinals around the main Pyramid stage for the exclusive use of women, complete with "concierge" attendants to ensure a dignified experience.

Key to the arrangement is a special, anatomically shaped funnel to be handed out to each user. "There are plenty of places the men can go and have a pee when they're right in the middle of the festival and not near some of the proper toilets. These are the female equivalent of that," said a spokesman for the festival.

Short Stuff

A Swiss pensioner lost his false teeth in a fight with a prostitute. The woman hit the man, aged 74, in the face and then kicked him. His teeth fell into a toilet and couldn't be recovered.

Thieves who stole a portable public toilet in Belarus - and loaded it on a trailer - unwittingly kidnapped a man who was sitting on it. The man was injured when he jumped off the moving trailer.

British defence force eyebrows have been raised with the news that of 1669 soldiers "medically downgraded" as a result of service in Iraq last year, 83 were women who were sent home pregnant.

British police are hunting for a man who stole a closed-circuit television camera from a Liverpool shop. To help them, they have an extreme close-up shot of the thief in action.

The US Senate has been told that the Pentagon has wasted $US100 million on airline tickets that were never used, and for which refunds were never sought, since 1997.

Young Norwegians can earn a merit badge in sex this summer. The pin, modeled on a popular summer swimming merit badge, is an offer from Swedish-Norwegian sex education group RFSU. The badge, which displays sperm cells swimming in waves, can be won by correctly answering 10 out of 13 questions about sex.

Car damaged by flying portable toilet

HAMBURG, Germany - A woman's car was badly damaged Wednesday when a portable toilet was whisked into the air in a storm and flung down on the hood of her car, police said.

The accident happened as the woman was driving toward downtown Hamburg, police spokesman Ralf Kunz said. The woman was not hurt, but the toilet caused damage estimated at $6,000.

Flushing may go down the drain - at least in the men's room

A US company has created a waterless urinal, which it says conserves water, reduces odour, and prevents the spread of bacteria. It looks like a normal urinal - white enamel mounted on the wall. But it doesn't have a handle to flush, freeing germ-conscious men from having to wiggle an elbow or bit of sleeve to keep their hands clean as they push the lever that is often suspiciously damp.

That's because this urinal has a cartridge lodged inside the drain, filled with a special biodegradable sealant that traps odours and reduces the spread of germs as the urine passes through. A normal urinal uses 150,000 litres of water in a year, according to Falcon Waterfree Technologies, which along with the US firm Waterless and Germany's Duravit is one of the leaders in the market. The water saved in one year by six of the new urinals would be enough to fill an Olympic-sized pool. "It's the best invention since the flush toilets were invented," microbiologist Charles Gerba said.

Man goes down toilet

A man trying to fish his mobile phone out of a commuter train toilet got his arm stuck, forcing the train to stop and causing delays throughout the New York rail system. Thousands of commuters were delayed and several trains were rerouted while rescue workers tried to pull him out.

The train was held at a station after a passenger heard 41-year-old Edwin Gallart's cries for help, Metro-North Railroad spokesman Dan Brucker said. When train workers failed to pry Gallart's arm free, police officers and firefighters were called in to use a blowtorch to break apart the stainless steel toilet.

Inconvenient confinement

A quick trip to the loo turned into an embarrassing experience for a man in Lower Hutt, New Zealand, at the weekend. Police said that, when the man answered nature's call at 8pm on Saturday, the men's toilet near Petone Library was locked, so he used the women's loo instead. But while he was inside, a caretaker padlocked the door and left, unaware the man was inside.

Senior Sergeant Warren Harris said the man was trapped all night and well into yesterday until his cries for help were heard by passersby, who alerted police. Armed with bolt cutters, officers released the man at about 2pm, after his inconvenient 18-hour stay in the convenience. "He was quite relieved to get out," said Mr Harris, adding that the man, a local, was not keen to talk about his experience.

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