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Smurfed by a Blue Screen

dont ask if you dont get it!

Gumby dead at 88

R.I.P. Art Clokey



Gumby was famous for being the 1st claymation TV star and a cast member of "Saturday Night Live". Later in life Gumby became a crusader against global warming. This photo was taken last year showing it's effect not only on Gumby but his best pal Pokey too. Pokey passed away soon after this shoot. The cause of death was determined to be excessive melting.

Brent Musberger is a Fucking Prick!

Yes, ABC's Brent Musberger is a prime time prick!

He shamed Alabama's star Heisman running back Mark Ingram twice on national TV as soon as he scored a touchdown in the Texas game, "His incarcerated father must be proud." What does that have to do with the game shithead? Who gives a fuck about his family... he just scored a touchdown for Alabama.

Brent, you have ruined the Olympic games with your "commentary" and ruined college football with your "insights", why don't you just go jump off a cliff and make us all feel a little better when athletes achieve something for themselves!

Gillian Anderson

2009 Slam/Bam Award - Best Political Commentator, Rachel Maddow

BAM!

MSNBC sent us a goddess... a gay goddess. Rachel Maddow is without a doubt the most refreshing, intelligent, comically sly political commentator on the scene today. Her wry sense of humor makes it easier to understand some of the most underhanded, disgusting, and deceitful political tactics and news stories that come out of our very corrupt Washington establishment. She breaks the stories and calls everyone on it.. with a smile! God I love her!


The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama.

Uber-Hero

I dont think Mr. Rodgers ever knew what "uber" ment... but that's O.K.

Great Television Here

It almost makes you want to be gay...

Killer Bee

Its Never Lupus

My Favorite Gay

Soupy Sales, R.I.P.

Ya gotta see what Soupy saw in this live broadcast!

Anti-Hero

Hi Pee-wee, your my best-est friend!

Put a Step back in your Life

What I Like About You...

Is that you like milk too!

TV addict to sue cable company

A man in Wisconsin wants to sue a cable television provider for making him addicted to watching TV, a news report said today. Timothy Dumouchel claimed cable TV was also to blame for his wife's gaining more than 20 kilograms and his kids being "lazy channel surfers", according to the The Reporter.

Dumouchel told the paper he would settle the suit for $US5,000 ($6,505) dollars, or three computers and lifetime free internet service. Dumouchel said he tried to cancel his cable service four years ago but the connection remained intact.

Network Pushes The 'Dumbing It Down' Envelope

LOS ANGELES�Already home to Extreme Makeover, Trista & Ryan's Wedding, and According To Jim, the ABC television network is now looking to develop some really, really, really dumb shows, network sources announced Monday. "With all the competition in television, we have to make the ABC brand stand out," said Susan Lyne, president of ABC Entertainment. "That's why we want a slate of projects that will out-dumb the dumb shows like Whoopi, The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and The Next Joe Millionaire." ABC's pilot orders for Fall 2004 include The Naked Ladies, Extreme Explosions, and America's Shiniest Objects.

New Alternate-Reality Series Puts 12 Strangers On Island Where South Won Civil War

LOS ANGELES�CBS executives announced Monday that they have begun filming Antebellum Island, a new "alternate reality" series in which 12 strangers compete for $1 million while isolated on an island still under Confederate rule.

Katie Couric Winces At Word 'Vagina'

NEW YORK�Today host Katie Couric noticeably winced at mention of the word "vagina" during an interview with National Ovarian Cancer Foundation spokeswoman Janette Pruce Monday. "I understand that it's important to raise awareness and promote early detection, which is why I was happy to have [Pruce] on the show," a flustered Couric said after the interview. "I just didn't expect her to come right out and say the 'V' word."

An intern on the show said that Couric hadn't appeared that uncomfortable since walking in on one of the Dixie Chicks breastfeeding.

- A Sushi Bandit Special Expose' -

Study Finds Cable-TV Violence Leads To Network-TV Violence

LOS ANGELES�A two-year study of television programming has established a link between cable-TV violence and violent scenarios on network television, the Institute for Media Research announced Monday.

"Our data shows that cable violence, particularly the more brutal, consequence-free violence found on premium-cable channels like HBO, leads to violence on broadcast channels like ABC, NBC, CBS, and Fox," IMR researcher Donald Peck said. "This phenomenon has created an ever-widening spiral of violence on our nation's airwaves."

Peck said the IMR based its report on analysis of 700,000 hours of cable- and network-TV broadcasts from the past 20 years. According to the report, prior to the advent of cable television, relatively little gratuitous violence aired on network television. In the years since the proliferation of cable, however, incidents of violent entertainment have increased dramatically.

"Back in the late '70s, when cable was in its infancy, the most violent image you were likely to see on network television was the Incredible Hulk bending a metal bar," Peck said. "Now, entire network programs, like Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, are devoted to violent sexual assault. Where is this behavior coming from? It must have been learned somewhere, or people on TV would still emerge from car wrecks dazed but uninjured."

"Some will argue that cable-TV violence is irrelevant to the real problem�violence on the nation's broadcast channels," Peck said. "But our study revealed that cable television has a quantifiable effect on young network shows. Impressionable shows often look up to their cable counterparts�who have greater freedom�and imitate them in an effort to stay 'edgy.'"

"Networks see The Sopranos and The Shield, and they think they're seeing normal TV reality," Peck said. "They use it to justify their own violent content on everything from their family dramas to their police and courtroom thrillers." "Our findings are hardly surprising," Peck added. "Just last month, we released a similar report linking sexual promiscuity on cable shows like Sex And The City to increased sexual activity on young network shows like Coupling."

Sandra Gunderfeld, a member of the San Francisco-based television-character advocacy organization Stop All The Violence, expressed dismay at the IMR's findings. "The fictionalized depiction of crime and violence is the greatest problem facing Americans on TV today," Gunderfeld said. "The IMR's message is clear. If we want to stop violence on network television, we need to attack it at its source: cable television. That's the way to make all of TV Land safer."