Why I'm Not a Ventriloquist

This dummy would give me nightmares!

Stone the Killer Whale Who Killed the Trainer

The American Family Association, a fundamentalist christian group, is urging that Tillikum (Tilly), the "killer" whale that killed it's trainer at SeaWorld Orlando, be killed, preferably by stoning. Citing Tilly's history of violent "altercations", the group is slamming SeaWorld for not listening to Scripture in how to deal with the animal:

Says the ancient civil code of Israel, "When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable." (Exodus 21:28)"

However, the group is going further and laying the blame for the trainer's death directly at the feet of Chuck Thompson, the curator in charge of animal behavior, because, according to Scripture, if one of your animals kills a second time because you didn't kill it after it claimed its first human victim, this time you die right along with your animal!

To use the example from Exodus, if your Ox kills a second time, "the Ox shall be stoned, and its owner also shall be put to death." (Exodus 21:29)

SeaWorld has said it has no plans to execute Tilly or Chuck.

Nudists Teasing Small Puppy

This has to be the weirdest nudist photo ever. The poor puppy cant see it's mother. Dam you, you Evil Sun Worshipers!

It's Time to put up the Xmas Lights!

Nine Odd Bunnies

Take a Saturday stroll...

"Hi" My Name is Clairance

Clairance the Claw!

Nonlivingform

Last Night's Date

It's Alive!

Fine Tuning a Woman

Why I'm Not a Ventriloquist

This shit is spooky... the guy is passed out at the bar!

Cashmere Sweaters

Question: Will the Car Stop?

Cross-dressing Purse Snatcher Leaves Fake Breast Behind

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - Police in Port St. Lucie are on the lookout for a cross-dressing man who snatched a 74-year-old woman's purse. As if that weren't odd enough, they're depending on a strange clue. The suspect left behind a condom filled with water he had been using as a fake breast.

The woman said she believed the thief followed her while shopping. A witness told investigators he was wearing a short denim skirt and black tube top, and fled in a silver car with two other male crossdressers.

Police are processing the condom for fingerprint and DNA evidence.

I got an Invitation Today!

I got this e-mail today....

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You have been invited to join the Colon Cleansing Treatment group on
MySpace.

Click the link below to see the group: http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=103939131

At MySpace we care about your privacy. We have sent you this
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service.
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Just one question, how do they know my Colon needs cleaning? Maybe it's because of my shitty attitude.

Boy, am I frickin honored!!